my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.


if u mixed veronica sawyer and moritz steifel and added a dash of franklin shepard i think u would get me


do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests


Happy Heathers day!!!


Happy Heathers day!!!


Rachel thinks she’s amazing at prank calls

I think we know who is really running this country


mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin